God's 8 Exit Options for You

God has carefully designed 8 possible exit strategies from Planet Earth for all humans, from Adam & Eve till the end of the Earth's Days.  Please pick the best strategy for you from the 8 following options.  There are no special cases:

1. You were a baby that was conceived then died before you sinned, or before you understood right from wrong. This includes aborted babies, miscarriages, stillbirths, and infants.  Congratulations, enjoy Heaven.
    
2. You lived a perfect, sin-free live as the only begotten Son of God, conceived by the Holy Spirit thereby avoid the Originating Sin passed down through Adam's DNA.  You always did as God commanded, but were unjustly accused, tried, convicted, and crucified on the cross for the salvation of all humans who believe in Jesus Christ.  This is a limited options, only available for Jesus Christ, King of Kings, Lord of Lords.  You get to go to Heaven for eternal life, and sit on the right side of God the Father, to be worshipped and rule your kingdom forever.  Congratulations, enjoy Heaven.
    
3. You lived a very sheltered life where you neither had the opportunity to hear about Jesus Christ, nor salvation from your sins that is available through His blood sacrifice on the cross.  You committed 1 or more sins in your life.  At the 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ, you will be raised by God to stand trial for the sins you committed during your life.  God will consider your special case, the number and severity of sins you committed, and the good works you had performed in your life.  God will make a just decision for your case.  You will either be forgiven your sins so as to enter Heaven, or thrown into the fires of Hell to be burned and tormented forever.  Good Luck!
    
4. You are ineligible for Options #1 and 2 and 3.  Fortunately, you are a Born Again Christian who loves and believes in Jesus Christ with all your mind, body, and soul; have confessed your sins; repented your sins; asked for God's forgiveness of your sins; you have turned away from your sins, and turned towards God; you have been immersion baptized in the name of God the Father, Jesus Christ the Son, and the Holy Spirit; you have practice God's 26 Commandments for Christians; you flee from all chronic sin (iniquity); you pray continuously; worship God; study God's Word; and testify to others about your faith and the Gospel.  You have earned being Raptured (or God's Latter Day Rain and Seal that will fully protect you from God's Judgements &/or Satan's persecution).  You will receive eternal life in Heaven with Jesus Christ.  Congratulations, enjoy Heaven.
    
5. You are ineligible for Options #1 and 2 and 3 above.  You missed the Rapture (&/or God's Latter Day Rain) due to not having completed all mandatory steps for Option #4 above before Rapture occurred.  Not wanting to go to Hell, you then get serious about your Christian faith, and continue to improve more and more each day in your Christianity.  Unfortunately, even though you are finally getting your act together, Satan will continue to destroy Planet Earth more & more, and persecute all Christians, Jews, and others who stand in his way.  Fortunately, you neither worshipped the Beast (Satan), nor defiled your body with unholy DNA, nor received the Mark of the Beast.    Eventually, Satan will jail you, convict you, sentence you to death, and behead you as a martyr in Christ.  Once all martyrs have been beheaded, you will be received and help Jesus Christ rule in Heaven.  Congratulations, enjoy Heaven.
    
6. Same as Option #5 above, except rather than wait for Satan to capture and behead you, you decide to run away and hide, and try to avoid capture.  If Satan eventually captures you, you are back in Option #5 above.  If you successfully avoid capture & beheading, have not polluted your DNA, have never worshipped Satan, have not taken the Mark of the Beast, and have finally achieved full status as a Born Again Christian who practices all of God's 26 Commandments, then at the 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ, you will be translated and ascend to the clouds to be with Jesus in Heaven forever more.  Congratulations, enjoy Heaven.
    
7. You are ineligible for Options #1 and 2 and 3 above.  You missed the Rapture (&/or God's Latter Day Rain) due to not having completed all mandatory steps for Option #4 above.  You somehow avoid Satan, or are unwilling or unable to complete all necessary steps to become a martyr for Christ in Option #5.   You don't meet all the criteria for Option #6 above.  You are unwilling or unable to become a Born Again Christian who loves God and follows God's 26 Commandments for Christians (ie. you're an atheist, agnostic, pagan, Muslim, Roman Catholic, Jehovah Witness, Mormon, or a luke-warm Christian). You have neither defiled your DNA (with Satanic DNA, animal, angel, man-made, or other contaminate), nor accepted the Mark of the Beast, nor worshipped the Beast (Satan).  Either before or after Satan is defeated, you will be thrown into God's winepress of wrath and/or otherwise killed by Satan, or Jesus Christ and His Holy warriors.  You are a luke-warm, unrepented sinner.  You will eventually stand trial before God, found guilty of your sins.  You will be thrown into Hell to burn and be tormented for ever and ever.
    
8. You are ineligible for Options #1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 above because you have defiled your DNA (with Satanic DNA, animal, angel, man-made, or other contaminate), &/or accepted the Mark of the Beast, &/or worshipped the Beast (Satan).  Eventually, Jesus Christ will throw you into God's winepress of wrath and/or otherwise killed by Satan, or Jesus Christ and His Holy warriors.  You will eventually stand trial before God, found guilty of your sins, and be convicted.  You will be thrown into the fires of Hell to burn and be tormented in Hell for ever and ever. 

That's it, only possible 8 Options in total, five of them lead to Heaven, two lead to Hell, and one is unsure, (dependant on your special circumstances and God's just decision).

Which option do you like the most for yourself?